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What time is it?
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7:30 am. How you fool people
choosing clothes?
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He probably only wears sweatpants.
Don't think outside the box.
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Of course I mean.
It's a great plan.
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Tell me how it is
save from insignificance?
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Because yesterday it sounded
Crazy not Shia LaBeouf's Twitter.
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Wait a moment.
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Good morning, baby.
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Hi mom, I'm on the phone.
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Happy Friday, Amy.
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I made you a hemmaniac.
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Your diagram indicates an essential cosmic
a change that could blow your mind.
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I will hope so
but I don't have time. Amy is having a crisis.
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- No, what happened?
- He was a kid.
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- But no.
- Yeah, he needs me. have fun
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V�, �e m� rodents
like pets.
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I know, but it was the first
what came to my mind
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Why can't I have a normal mother?
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Get up and exercise.
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There are two of us.
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You explained the plan.
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Sure.
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We live in Austin, Democrat
the center of Republican Texas.
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Yeah. I didn't forget.
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And our average is like that
tolerant and progressive,
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That they are outcasts are popular.
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- Forgive me for saying that stuff.
- I know how to fit in.
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V�� me. They don't notice anyone.
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Can you see? Move people,
what happened to me
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That's it too.
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As we explained to them,
Did you go blind at night?
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A brain tumor presses on my last nerve,
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which removed from me
so that I could return triumphantly.
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Best for graduation.
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Here. When� is it called� Karma,
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you should watch
Watch out for your pickles.
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I'm just trying to get by
at Shane Harvey's party.
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Why? On average, we don't sleep during the day.
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I doubt he will
love the evening after the booze.
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Attention!
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Damn it!
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I can see people
That you have other senses.
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I can't take another question
I watch Netflix in the evening.
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I can eat almost everything now.
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We have to try something new.
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They will give the document
about child slaves in Bangladesh.
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Amy, we're balancing
on the edge of the social network.
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If we fall from it to the middle,
we'll never get back
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and we will grow up socially
awkward weirdos
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which produces its own organic spirits
and sell them at farmers' markets.
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- Like your parents?
- Correct.
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Magnificent middle school parties
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they are important to normal people
a part of a teenager's lunch.
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Out? Because it is just a book,
Every day, children drink antibacterial gels.
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Correction, cute boys
they drink antibacterial gels,
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and then they lower their standards.
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All right, boss.
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He wants to remind you that he made you cute
Do guys get so nervous that they throw up?
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I passed this test.
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You will have to shut up.
Sit in my light.
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Is the sun your light?
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Sorry, Kim �ong-un,
this is not North Korea.
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Be that as it may
other bikes in Texas,
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so you wouldn't answer
talk to me like that
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But no, my stupid dad will decide
register on a K�es�an dating site
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and falls in love with a tree frog.
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My mom is a meteorologist.
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It sucks, that's why I'm here
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in this socialist kumbayask
the circus is more than average.
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The only advantage is that I have lunch
to grind on his basic inebriation.
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Lisbeth, spread the blanket.
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I'm Elizabeth.
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Lauren, I'm not excited either.
They are engaged, but I don't know.
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I have access to your card.
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How dare he threaten me
in my own home?
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It was my home yesterday.
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you have five seconds
to jump into your horse
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and rowed back to the island of Lesbos,
so that I can take my vitamin D.
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Is this a real city?
And if so, can we go there?
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It's none of your business,
rainbow activist.
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�Ican� heat. From someone
are late nineties.
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No, I think it is
some artistic output.
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- We applaud your passion.
- Brava.
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*** Austin.
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Any other city in Texas
and you would kneel before me.
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Leila, Lisbeth!
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Ladies, I apologize
for the spewing of hatred.
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Yeah, I did last week
he took the parking space
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and she called me a communist.
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You can't take it personally.
Hi, I'm Liam.
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Shane.
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And you are?
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I...
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I'm Amy.
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That was Karma.
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I have a...
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...big heart.
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If it is respected,
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so you should definitely come
to my wedding party.
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Good, thanks.
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During vomiting fainting,
I should go see her.
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You know how I always am
Did he want lesbian friends?
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These are perfect.
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Faking It S01E01
Pilot
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Translation: Alexka and petrSF
Correction: petrSF
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www.serialzone.cz
www.comicspoint.cz
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son.serialy.net
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I didn't realize
It's going to be so scary.
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They are all much
he doesn't behave in class.
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Outside, this is the city
determine HPV infection.
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Shall we not leave?
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We just have to relax.
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V�, what will help? Alcohol.
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I don't get drunk around these people.
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I'll be right back.
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Everyone here is too dressed up.
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That's nice.
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Why isn't she dancing?
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Nice bar.
How many square meters does it have?
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I don't remember
I'd like to invite you, Lauren.
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You should thank him for being here.
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Look at all those looks.
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��kal, a� ma�e�.
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To be sure, the cowboy dancer will finish somewhere
young republicans, where are you missing.
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Mr. You're a cowboy today
I can't take my shoes.
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I have a sore throat
and according to the coach, I can let him breathe.
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Please stop talking about your feet.
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And we won't leave.
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We are the main candidates
on the king and queen of the forest.
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People expect our share.
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No one here is obsolete
I am not interested in patriarchal traditions.
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Of course I will.
Just pretend you're not.
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High, medium height, natural age
and all this is against nature.
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But I'm here now
and I will normalize everything here.
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He gets it right.
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Tommy, let's go.
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Is he a bouncy castle?
It is not possible.
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He can't do that, can he?
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He suffers from delusions.
And you won't get under the knife.
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Thank you
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I'm very sorry.
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Oh, you've arrived.
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Hi. Great party.
Lots of fun.
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Thank you
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My friend went for a beer. Right away
will return. And the conversation is much better.
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A friend, sure.
Wink, wink ��ouch, ��ouch.
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Just tell me
which climbed under the rock first?
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What can I ask?
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I won't call it that.
Warmth of Scouting.
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I just really want to make friends.
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I long for lesbian energy
in his life.
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Look, it's easy to flatter me,
but i'm not a lesbian
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We will stop playing for a moment
to the hideout and let's talk, shall we?
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You're into girls.
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And that's fine.
There is nothing to be ashamed of.
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I swear I'm not ashamed of anything.
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I used to be like you
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so issued from the rejected,
It took me forever to admit.
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But once I did it, I did
She improved her shoulder a lot this week. V�� me.
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Thanks again for the party.
But I don't need to be here anymore.
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I feel like an idiot.
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you are not the one
who threw up all over the floor.
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no but i'm the one
who spilled two beers on you
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and you have a shiny top from it.
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We have to pretend
Didn't you see them?
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Yes, if he insists.
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But it won't be easy.
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Where has he been, Teddy Bear?
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- What kind of girl is that?
- Hey, Brandi, you're on a roll.
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It's mine, so the nipples are gone.
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That was my goal from the beginning, I hope.
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Come on, I'm not your boyfriend.
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We're just good friends
what do they enjoy
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but if it's too much for you
confusing, we'll have to stop.
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Okay.
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Look, watch out!
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I leave the window unlocked.
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what is
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Nothing.
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Come on, I'm not a jerk, okay?
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I will always make it clear
basic rules.
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And the girls always agree with them,
but then they start to be...
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Proprietor�?
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�Women are genetically programmed�
find a partner and start a family.
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If we weren't, the whole species
would become extinct, so a little respect.
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- Good to have a lesbian on hand,
who explained this to me. - What?
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Karma, let's go.
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Someone is kind of bossy.
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- Liam thinks I'm a lesbian.
- Who will it take?
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Let's go home, put on our pajamas
and let's play Reality Hunter.
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Can you pay attention to me?
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Two of our friends are
scared tonight.
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They are playing hide and seek
and afraid to come out with the truth
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they are afraid that we will reject them.
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Here at Hesterski High School
we do it differently.
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We accept all.
Amen, Brenda?
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Amen.
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But how do we get them
that we are not typical average,
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if we accept them,
Are they safe?
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I can think of only one way.
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Let's elect them queens of the forest!
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Hail to the royals!
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Hail to the royals!
Hail to the royals!
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Hail to the royals!
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I told you
We can't come here.
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Hail to the royals!
Hail to the royals!
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We go in there and tell them
We are not lesbians.
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Thank God they call from eighteen.
Teenagers are idiots.
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I don't know you. Maybe we could
see how it develops.
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Just kidding, right?
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They think we are lesbians.
It's absurd.
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I don't like the look
not even on your own wagon.
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Amy, they invited us
on the most important party of the year.
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They nominated us for the queens of the maj�les.
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must admit
that we benefit from it.
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Small problem, we are not warm.
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Everyone eats eggs
she goes through a lesbian phase.
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We just put ours to sleep.
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What about Liam? M� n�s per year.
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Straight guys love lesbians.
Get out any porn.
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And I pass, �e faith
He flirted with me last night.
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Okay, and we'll be in �round,
we go straight to the sister.
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I must have something wrong with my head.
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Why not?
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Because Liam Booker must have
any girl on a bike.
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Why would he want me? Thanks.
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Karma, for the millionth time, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have done it.
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I just don't want you to get hurt.
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When did you think
�e � ��slo with yoj
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can get to America my talent
did i stop you
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No, you made me laugh
on national television.
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My mom baked them for you.
They are gluten-free.
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You have my vote.
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Maybe I want to feel the pain.
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Maybe I want to feel
nothing else bores him.
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Sorry for the time spent
it's so boring with me.
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Don't you have time this afternoon?
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We will take pictures in the studio
for the �old� Tumblr.
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Don't drop it!
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Don't take it on yourself!
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Sure, because running protects
so that it's not about you at the moment.
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I need an answer now
so I could ��ct Ivy...
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What are you talking about?
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Photographed this afternoon.
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At the moment, we are only talking about you.
246
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- Look, we don't...
- We will not disappoint the audience.
247
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right, teddy bear?
248
00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,409
What does it do?
249
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I hate when I eat like this.
We will be there.
250
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:05,832
I'll see you at lunch.
I have your beloved fatty salad.
251
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,548
They are here, they are warm
needs your vote.
252
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,510
Good job, fellas.
253
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- Anything for homosexuals.
- Yeah.
254
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,223
It will suit someone
the modified� sexy?
255
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:25,561
A typical guy, he has to prove himself
my masculinity to heterosexual lesbians.
256
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,897
Hey guys, blink
as Lauren deduces.
257
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Don't stare. It is not doubled.
258
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:35,070
What the hell does that mean?
259
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,781
Let's talk now.
260
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,575
You are very pretty
261
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,952
Thanks and congratulations on the twins.
262
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,954
I will use the opportunity.
263
00:11:43,954 --> 00:11:47,916
They knew us on this bike last week
three people, including Irma's cooks.
264
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Today we are all worshiped.
265
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,547
must admit
It's a good feeling.
266
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I'm getting lots of baked goodies.
267
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Let's get on with it.
We'll see what happens.
268
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I know I can't lie at all.
269
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:05,058
Don't take it as a lie.
Take it as...
270
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hole for my oldest
and dearest friend.
271
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The one she never revealed to anyone
Your hair has already grown in the second week.
272
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P��.
273
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Come on, they will take pictures of us.
274
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:17,321
You know how long I've been practicing smiling.
275
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:24,286
With artificial hair, it stands out more.
276
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Also, the role of a guy suited me.
277
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Cool. Agreement.
278
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I'm going to stick them on.
It will be minimal.
279
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That's something else.
What does it express?
280
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:47,309
It's art. It expresses
what do you think it expresses.
281
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,979
I think k�� represents you.
282
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And it is surrounded by barbed wire,
so I guess someone hurt you.
283
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,070
Those horseshoes obviously represent walls,
284
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which keep each other apart
so that no one will ever hurt you again.
285
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,741
Interesting theory.
286
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:05,202
Did you read everything from this?
287
00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:09,998
It's a conversation.
It's a lot of good.
288
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,595
where is he
289
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Karma would be too late
even at his own funeral.
290
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,976
She's old, but I love her.
291
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,153
His lips are perfect
combined with softness and strength.
292
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,614
They are like two little cats
anatomical mattress.
293
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And my eyes see deep into my soul.
294
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,120
You said the same thing
about that moderator Superstar.
295
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,663
This is different.
296
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,415
Liam's parents are in the pack,
but drives in used biodiesel,
297
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,000
here it is more socially conscious.
298
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His best friend
are gay and a feminist
299
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,838
here it is tolerant
and respects strong women.
300
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,508
And he is an artist
here is my wounded heart.
301
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,428
If only he were a vampire
would be perfect.
302
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:06,889
Ml� u� The pressure was enough torture.
303
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:10,225
Okay, I don't know what's up with you today
flew through the nose,
304
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but I hope during the speech
it will be fun at the maj�les celebrations.
305
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,646
Yeah, I'm not going there.
306
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,565
What's that lung?
307
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,735
I won't be a lesbian anymore.
I'm done.
308
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,529
But being considered a lesbian is
the best thing that ever happened to him.
309
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,865
No, it's the best
what ever happened to you
310
00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,952
You have gained popularity
you were taking a picture and Liam kissed you.
311
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,162
She didn't want any of it.
312
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,331
So why did you agree to it?
313
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:34,750
Because you are my best friend
and I wanted you to be happy.
314
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,543
It worked. I'm ��happy�.
315
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,171
But no!
316
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:45,093
We must not forget the last days
and go back to how it was?
317
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,222
Just the two of us?
318
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:51,975
What if I don't want to come back?
319
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:55,729
So good luck with looking for a new girl.
320
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:08,075
ouch. May I sit down?
321
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:11,078
Yeah. Sure.
322
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,374
Where is my girl?
323
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,710
- We broke up.
- I'm sorry.
324
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,630
Perhaps not because of the rope.
325
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:26,051
- When did we...
- No. No.
326
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,845
Does he want to talk about it?
327
00:15:27,845 --> 00:15:31,515
- Not at all.
- Good.
328
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:34,434
They have a building in South Congress.
329
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,895
There will be a homeless person
who makes totems with his feet.
330
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,398
We are simply different.
We were always there.
331
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,901
And the truth is that we probably struggled
a relationship that we both outgrew.
332
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,237
I've been here for ten years
she didn't have peanut butter,
333
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,655
because he is allergic to it?
334
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,407
Wow, that sounds terrible.
335
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:51,827
I have here. Taste freedom.
336
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,959
It wasn't all �bad�.
337
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,878
She was the only one I could be with
watch marathons of reality shows,
338
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,422
because he only speaks during commercials.
339
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,008
And give me a birthday every year
preparing a treasure hunt.
340
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:12,639
And when a pigeon did me last year,
she was the only one who could make me laugh.
341
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,854
Excuse me, but I have to go.
342
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,579
Don't jump.
343
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,331
You are wrong.
344
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:40,584
How did you find me?
345
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,629
I knew he would find it
the best city on a bike,
346
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,464
because he knows I'm afraid of the age
347
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:47,799
but here I have
348
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,969
Heals his fears for excuses.
349
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,517
You were right.
350
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,602
I was selfish.
351
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:01,772
I pulled you into mine
stupid womb against your will.
352
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,901
Don't dwell on the best.
353
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,820
I'm not as strong as you, Amy.
354
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:11,156
I care about
what do the people below think of me?
355
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,742
And on this �round must�
hire to fit in
356
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,870
and I'm just ordinary.
357
00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:19,831
You're not.
358
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,834
I'm begging you.
359
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:25,671
As a lesbian, I was finally interesting.
360
00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:30,676
But if I were you because of that
she should lose, it's not worth it.
361
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:33,387
You're like Fey� and I� Poehler�.
362
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:37,057
You're Rihanna and I'm Katy Perry.
363
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,685
You're Gabriela and I'm Xena.
364
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,773
We both know that Gabriela is you.
365
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:49,903
And if it needs to be rented, then...
366
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,113
I will help you with that.
367
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:55,200
��k�, what do I think �e ��k�?
368
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,619
We will be lesbians.
369
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,372
I miss it.
370
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:03,083
But I am paralyzed�.
We'll probably need him��b.
371
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,836
V���m in tradition.
372
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,380
It is not a society born of traditions,
373
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,216
you told us
were they here before us?
374
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,051
Yeah, like slavery!
375
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,470
No, not like slavery.
376
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,973
Like a man opening a house door.
377
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,225
As if speechless� with a full mouth.
378
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:25,397
Like a manger built in front of your church,
you wouldn't even end up in court for it.
379
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,984
So don't forget, vote for my...
380
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,321
So for us, there is a voice for tradition.
381
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,114
- Yeah.
- Good, thank you.
382
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:38,076
Thanks, Lauren, for yours
very engaging speech.
383
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:44,249
And now we have the first candidates
to the same-sex royal couple.
384
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,920
Karma Ashcroft and Amy Raudenfeld.
385
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,423
Applause please
386
00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,599
That's the start.
Ta�ka is proud.
387
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:03,185
It seems that only
he won't get his lesbian�.
388
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,270
That remains to be seen.
389
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,688
Do I have anything to say?
390
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,983
I know you think you're not terrible
tolerant when you choose them as queens,
391
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,985
but you should know
That they are not real lesbians.
392
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,070
Lauren, give me the microphone.
393
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,489
No, just pretend
because of popularity!
394
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,032
I heard them in the morning
how they talk about it in �atn�.
395
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,701
They mock the gay rights movement!
396
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,911
P�esta�. Give me the microphone.
397
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,791
Karma, Amy, is it true?
398
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,758
- We have to explain it.
- If we pretend...
399
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,804
would i do this
400
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:54,570
- What do those confetti mean, Penelope?
- Two fell. I apologize.
401
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,960
Amy! Karma!
402
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,179
Hello.
403
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,681
I know
404
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:25,142
�fully� convincing�.
405
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,161
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